>5000 Apps Banned; The New Rules

UPDATE:  A week of campaigning has paid off – phew – for a while there the world was without an app to jiggle boobs with! 


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I have spoken with Apple, and the following are the new rules
(Updated rules here in a follow up post):

1. No images of women in bikinis (Ice skating tights are not OK either)

2. No images of men in bikinis! (I didn’t ask about Ice Skating tights for men)

3. No skin (he seriously said this) (I asked if a Burqa was OK, and the Apple guy got angry)

4. No silhouettes that indicate that Wobble can be used for wobbling boobs (yes – I am serious, we have to remove the silhouette in this pic)
PLEASE NOTE: The images below are as strong as our App got – do you call this “overtly sexual”?? I DON’T

wobble-help1-v01b and this one(note old numbers) wobble-ad-itunes-v01

5. No sexual connotations or innuendo: boobs, babes, booty, sex – all banned

6. Nothing that can be sexually arousing!! (I doubt many people could get aroused with the pic above but those puritanical guys at Apple must get off on pretty mundane things to find Wobble “overtly sexual!)

7. No apps will be approved that in any way imply sexual content (not sure how Playboy is still in the store, but …)

258 thoughts on “>5000 Apps Banned; The New Rules”

  1. Let’s see if I got this right… It’s not okay to show the human form in it’s natural form, or worse yet, mildly relate it to sex, but it’s okay to show murder, mutilation, blood, guts, gore, drugs, crime, etc. That’s just warped.

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